but if i did, id probably show youthat i care by takin all these other mutha fuckas outta here id go through your phone book, and whack em all, then find contestantnumber one and break his fuckin jaw (WHAT!! anyone that looked at you would have to pay, id be blowin fuckin nuggets off allday id grab your titties, and stretch em down past your waist, let em go and watch em both spring up in your face i`d singlove songs to ya the best i can get ya naked and hit it like a CAVE MAN!!
we go to tha beach and walk through the sand i throw alittle in your face and say im justplayin as you spit it all out, i rub your back, and grab your underwear and WEDGE IT UP YOUR ASS CRACK!!
hurry up bitch im hungry i smell spaghetti, i pinch herloopy ass and tell her get the foodready your dad would probably start trippin, and get me pissed, id have to walk up and bust him in the fuckin lips! were hearin grace from yourmother i pull a forty out and pour some for your little brother im steady starin at your sister, ill tell ya this, ya know for only 13 SHEGOT SOME BIG TITS!
afterthat, your dad would try to jump again, but only this time id put the 40 to his chin after your mom does the dishes and thesilverware, id dry fuck her till i nut in myunderwear~~~laughter & applause~~~HOST: now lets meet contestant number 2 hes a psychopathic deranged crack head freak who works for the dark carnival he sayswomen call him stretch nutz Sharon, lets hear your question...
, but I doubt it I'd probably just show up naked like I always do And lick your momma in the eye and tell her, "FUCK YOU!!!
" Hurry up bitch, I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti I'd pinch her loopy ass and tell her, "Get the food ready!
The duo has earned two platinum and five gold albums.According to Nielsen Sound Scan, the entire catalog of the group has sold 6.5 million units in the United States..."Contestant number one, I believe first impressions last forever So let's say you were to come over to my parent's house And have dinner with me and my family Tell me what you would do to make That first impression really stick" [Violent J] Let's see, uh, well, I'd have to think about it I might show up in a tux, HA!" Your dad will probably start tripping and get me pissed I'd have to walk up and bust him in his f*cking lips!It's dinner time, we hearing grace from your mother I pull a forty out and pour some for your little brother I'm steady staring at your sister, I'll tell you this You know for only 13, she got some big tits After that, your dad will try to jump again And only this time, I'd put the forty to his chin After you mom does the dishes and the silverware I'd dry-f*ck her till I nut in my underwear "Now, let's me contestant number two He's a psychopathic, deranged, crackhead freak Who works for the Dark Carnival He says women call him stretch nuts Sharon, let's hear your question" "I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions A man who expresses himself in his own special way Number two, if you fell in love with me Exactly how would you let me know?